Dammit Grammie, when you said your pension wasn’t covering the bills and you wanted to find a side job, I thought you meant baking pies or knitting scarves for the winter cold or something, not selling weed.

A PGR search warrant led to the discovery of a drug dealing Grandma, son, and grandson from a house in the Colony Tierra y Libertad, Monterrey, Mexico.

At 10:00 p.m. Thursday evening, after almost a year of investigation, federal agents detained 66 year old María de los Ángeles González Guzmán in her home.

Also arrested were González Guzmán’s 31 year old son Juan ‘The Brother’ Ramírez González and 20 year old grandson Jesús Alberto Jiménez Ramírez.

The home had been previously searched and 29 baggies of marijuana were seized on September 4 by federal agents. Although police had an arrest warrant for Doña Ángela’s son, he was not found, and no proof could be found to warrant arresting a poor, frail Grandmother.

After her detention, neighbors were interviewed and it was discovered Grammie wasn’t quite as innocent as she had portrayed herself; she wasn’t just a narco’s abuelita, she was the narco abuelita.

So there you have it folks. Just goes to show, you can’t judge a book by it’s old, sweet, pie baking cover. Just Say No to drugs and drug pushing grammies.